Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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