My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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