she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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