We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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