Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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