I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
