you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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