I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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