I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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