i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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