The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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