My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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