i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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