Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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