I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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