Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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