jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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