Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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