but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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