'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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