Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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