his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
