yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I will be naked everywhere
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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