mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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