Betty ford says i'm here all night
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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