I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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