absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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