Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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