There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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