so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
