I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
And then he peed in my hair
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