i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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