dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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