This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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