So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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