i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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