Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
i out mim tonsoeep
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