TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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