So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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