I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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