haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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