And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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