at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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