If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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