our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dignity is for republicans.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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