it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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