YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Houston, we have a squirter
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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