Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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