can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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