Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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