I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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