Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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