Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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