woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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