bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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