i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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